Buffs

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Percentage buffs + some other useful PvP-buffs:

Effect	Source	Muscl (%)	Myst. (%)	Moxie (%)	Notes
Gr8tness	Potion of Temporary Gr8tness	100	100	100	Gr8ps Solution
Tomato Power	Tomato Juice of Powerful Power	50	50	50	Tomato Reagent Potion
Seriously Mutated	Extra-Potent Gremlin Mutagen	50	50	50	Duration: 1 turn
Mutated	Gremlin Mutagen	25	25	25	Duration: 1 turn
Cold Blooded	Cold Wad	30	20	10	Spleen Hit: 1
Hot Blooded	Hot Wad	30	10	20	Spleen Hit: 1
Stenchtastic	Stench Wad	20	30	10	Spleen Hit: 1
Supafly	Sleaze Wad	15	15	30	Spleen Hit: 1
Spooky Demeanor	Spooky Wad	10	30	20	Spleen Hit: 1
Flower Power	Shot of Flower Schnapps	20	20	20	Alternative: Flower Petal Pie
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	10	10	10	Accordion Thief Buff: 30 MP
Aspect of the Twinklefairy	Twinkly Wad	10	10	10	Spleen Hit: 1
Antsy in your Pantsy	Sugar-Coated Pine Cone	5	5	5	Also gives Sugar Rush
Macho Profundo	Mafia Aria	60		60	Cast with Support Cummerbund equipped
Hopped up on Goofballs	Goofballs	20		20	Goofball Withdrawal next rollover
Incredible Hulking	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	200			Kiwi Solution
Phorcefullness	Philter of Phorce	100			Lemon Reagent Potion
Adrenaline Rush	M-242	100			Only usable on Dependence Day Duration: 50 turns
Ham-Fisted	Vial of Hamethyst Juice	50			Vial: 5 turns Flask: 10 turns Jug: 50 turns
Extreme Muscle Relaxation	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	25			Combat initiative: -25%
Strength of Ten Ettins	! Potion	25			! Potion*
Go Get 'Em, Tiger!	Ben-Gal Balm	15
Enraged	Temporary Muscle Buff	10			Clan Purchase
Egg-Stra Arm	Yellow Striped Oyster Egg	10			Spleen Hit: 1
Rage of the Reindeer	Rage of the Reindeer	10			Seal Clubber Self Buff. Cost: 10 MP
Fury of the Bells	Bell-Shaped Crimbo Cookie	10			Fullness: 2
Carol of the Bones	Skull-Shaped Crimboween Cookie	10			Fullness: 2
Vitamin-Maxed	Bottle of Ultravitamins	10			Spleen Hit: 1 Haunted Bathroom
Arabian Knighthood	Arabian Knighthood	5			Sweet Nutcracker Effect
Dwarven Hardiness	Dwarf Bread	5			Fullness: 3 Deals damage to you
Temporary Lycanthropy	Blood of the Wereseal	moon			Buffs muscle up or down depending on the moons
On the Shoulders of Giants	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance		200		Tangerine Solution
Mystically Oiled	Ointment of the Occult		100		Grapefruit Reagent Potion
Sparkling Consciousness	Sparkler		100		Only usable on Dependence Day Duration: 50 turns
Baconstoned	Vial of Baconstone Juice		50		Vial: 5 turns Flask: 10 turns Jug: 50 turns
Strange Mental Acuity	! Potion		25		! Potion*
Ancestral Disapproval	Temporary Mysticality Buff		10		Clan Purchase
Egg-Headedness	Yellow Paisley Oyster Egg		10		Spleen Hit: 1
Yuletide Sappiness	Tree-Shaped Crimbo Cookie		10		Fullness: 2
Crimbo Epiphany	Tombstone-Shaped Crimboween Cookie		10		Fullness: 2
The Q is Talking to You	Antique Bottle of Cough Syrup		10		Spleen Hit: 1 Haunted Bathroom
Oriental Mysticism	Oriental Mysticism		5		Sweet Nutcracker Effect
Cock of the Walk	Connery's Elixir of Audacity			200	Cocktail Onion Solution
Superhuman Sarcasm	Serum of Sarcasm			100	Olive Reagent Potion
Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety	Snake			100	Only usable on Dependence Day Duration: 50 turns
Je Ne Sais Porquoise	Vial of Hamethyst Juice			50	Vial: 5 turns Flask: 10 turns Jug: 50 turns
Izchak's Blessing	! Potion			25	! Potion*
Butt-Rock Hair	Can of Hair Spray			15
Whitened Teeth	Temporary Moxie Buff			10	Clan Purchase
Egg-Cellent Vocabulary	Yellow Polka-Dot Oyster Egg			10	Spleen Hit: 1
Wreathed in Merriment	Wreath-Shaped Crimbo Cookie			10	Fullness: 2
Bells in the Batfry	Bat-Shaped Crimboween Cookie			10	Fullness: 2
Got Your Boots On	Tube of Hair Oil			10	Spleen Hit: 1 Haunted Bathroom
Reedy Pipes	Reedy Pipes			5	Sweet Nutcracker Effect
Mysteriously Handsome	Handsomeness Potion			5
Stabilizing Oiliness	Oil of Stability	=			Lime Reagent Potion Equalizer for Muscle Characters
Expert Oiliness	Oil of Expertise		=		Cherry Reagent Potion
Slippery Oiliness	Oil of Slipperiness			=	Jumbo Olive Reagent Potion Equalizer for moxie characters
Ringing Ears	Bellhop Bell	20	20
Inspired!	Bottled Inspiration		20	20
Moon June Spooned	Sensitive Poetry Journal	20		20
Sugar Rush	Angry Farmer Candy	5	10	5	Alternatives: Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy, Rock Pops, Marzipan Skull
Really Quite Poisoned	Various Things	70	70	70	An additional -9 to all stats
Somewhat Poisoned	Various Things	50	50	50	An additional -7 to all stats
Beaten Up	0 Hitpoints	50	50	50	Alternative: Drinking Dyspepsi Cola after eating Rock Pops
Goofball Withdrawal	Goofballs	50	50	50	Effect only appears after next rollover
A Little Bit Poisoned	Various things	30	30	30	An additional -5 to all stats
Apathy	Mr. Mediocrebar	30	30	30
Hardly Poisoned At All	Various Things	10	10	10	An additional -3 to all stats
Heavy Petting	Knob Goblin Pet-Buffing Spray	10	10	10	Also adds 5 to familiar weight
Hernia	Mafia Aria	70			Cast without Support Cummerbund equipped
Sleepy	Hippy Herbal Tea	30			Hippy Buff
Confused	Herb Brownies		30		Hippy Buff Fullness: 2
Contagious Bad Luck	Bottle of Black Cat Tonic		20		Green Pixie
Embarrassed	Patchouli Incense Stick			30	Hippy Buff
Removes a buff	Soft Green Echo Eyedrop Antidote				Removes a buff of your choice

Hint:

* ! Potions. Names: Bubbly Potion, Cloudy Potion, Dark Potion, Effervescent Potion, Fizzy Potion, Milky Potion, Murky Potion, Smoky Potion, Swirly Potion. Three of those potions give the buffing effects, Strength of Ten Ettins, Strange Mental Acuity and Izchak's Blessing. Those potions change each ascension.

Absolute Buffs:

Effect	Source	Musc.	Myst.	Moxie	Notes
Bananas!	Banana Smoothie	40	40	40	Banana Reagent Potion
The Smile of Mr. A.	Golden Mr. Accessory	15	15	15	Item Buff: Golden Mr. Accessory
Heart of Green	Green Candy Heart	3	3	3	+3 to Familiar Weight
Heart of Lavender	Lavender Candy Heart	3	3	3	+10% Item Drops
Heart of Orange	Orange Candy Heart	3	3	3	+5 to Hot Damage/Hot Spells. +5-6 MP and HP per adventure
Heart of Pink	Pink Candy Heart	3	3	3	+15% Meat Drops
Heart of White	White Candy Heart	3	3	3	+1 Stat Per Fight +1 Familiar Experience Per Fight
Heart of Yellow	Yellow Candy Heart	3	3	3	+20% Combat Initiative
Spiky Hair	Super-Spikey Hair Gel	6		6
Rhoids of the Rhinoceros	Bottle of Rhinoceros Hormones	100			The Orcish Frat House
Wintergreen Warmongery	Wintergreen-Flavored Potato Chips	30			Snack Machine
Woad Warrior	Pygmy Pygment	25
Frog in Your Throat	Frogade	25			Squashed Frog Reagent Potion
Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith	Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith	10			Accordion Thief Buff. Cost: 5 MP
Tingly Biceps	Phonics Down	5			Restores MP and HP 1/3 to get the effect
Steroid Boost	Knob Goblin Steroids	2			The Steroids make you lose 15 roguishness
Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Seal Clubbing Frenzy	2			Seal Clubber Self Buff
Patience of the Tortoise	Patience of the Tortoise	1			Turtle Tamer Self Buff
Happy Trails	Teeny-Tiny Magi Scroll		100		The Hippy Camp
Also Schmeckt Zarathustra	Ennui-Flavored Potato Chips		30		Snack Machine
Salamander in your Stomach	Salamander Slurry		25		Salamander Spleen Reagent Potion
Dreams and Lights	Fancy but Probably Evil Chocolate		10		Only one of the randomized effects of the chocolate
Tingly Wrists	Phonics Down		5		Restores MP and HP 1/3 to get the effect
Hennaliciousness	Henna Tattoo		3
Pasta Oneness	Manicotti Meditation		2		Pastamancer Self Buff
Saucemastery	Sauce Contemplation		1		Sauceror Self Buff
Far Out	Patchouli Incense Stick		1
Piratastic	Bottle of Pirate Juice			100	Obligatory Pirate's Cove
Radium Radicality	Radium-Flavored Potato Chips			30	Snack Machine
Newt Gets in Your Eyes	Eyedrops of Newt			25	Eye of Newt Reagent Potion
Moxious Madrigal	The Moxious Madrigal			10	Accordion Thief Buff. Cost: 2 MP
Clean-Shaven	Shaving Cream			5
Amorous	Roofie			5	+5 sleaze damage
Tingly Elbows	Phonics Down			5	Restores MP and HP 1/3 to get the effect
Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy	Knob Goblin Love Potion			2	The potion makes you lose 15 beefiness
Disco State of Mind	Disco Aerobics			2	Disco Bandit Self Buff
Mariachi Mood	Moxie of the Mariachi			1	Accordion Thief Self Buff
Rainy Soul Miasma	Thin Black Candle	10	10	5
Gothy	Spooky Eyeliner	10	20	10	Alternative Source: Spooky Lipstick
Bubble, Bubble	Alphabet Gum	5		5
Tamarind Torment	Tamarind-Flavored Chewing Gum	5		5
Mystic Pickleness	Pickle-Flavored Chewing Gum	5	5
Spicy Mouth	Jabañero-Flavored Chewing Gum		5	5
Spicy Limeness	Lime-and-Chile-Flavored Gum	5		5
Missing Fingers	Knob Goblin Firecracker	3
Wussiness	Wussiness Potion	3
Bloody Hand	Seal Tooth	1			Use a Seal Tooth
Uncertain	Probability Potion	+/-		+/-	Randomly subtracts/adds between 1 and 10 moxie and muscle