Skills

Seal Clubber Turtle Tamer Pastamancer Sauceror Disco Bandit Accordion Thief Miscellaneous

Skills	Class	Type		Duration	Description		Level
Chronic Indigestion		Damage Spell	5		Deals 5-10 hot damage Deals 1 extra damage per fullness
Liver of Steel		Passive Skill			Increases maximum drunkeness by 5
Stomach of Steel		Passive Skill			Increases maximum fullness by 5
Spleen of Steel		Passive Skill			Increases maximum spleen by 5
CLEESH		In-combat	10		Turns monsters into weak amphibians		9
Summon Snowcone		MP skill	5		Summons 3 snowcones or 1 black snowcone
Summon Hilarious Objects		MP skill	5		Summons 3 hilarious objects
The Smile of Mr. A		Buff	5		Sends a Box of Sunshine to player of your choice
Gnomish Hardigness		Passive Skill			Increases maximum HP by 5 %	5000
Powers of Observatiogn		Passive Skill			Increases item drop rate by 10 %	5000
Cosmic Ugnderstanding		Passive Skill			Increases maximum MP by 5 %	5000
Torso Awaregness		Passive Skill			Ability to wear shirts	5000
Gnefarious Pickpocketing		Passive Skill			Increases meat drop rate by 10 %	5000
Seal Clubbing Frenzy		Self Buff	1	5	Buffs muscle by 2		1
Hide of the Otter		Passive Skill			Damage absorption: +20	200	1
Claws of the Otter		Passive Skill			Melee attack damage increased by 3	800	2
Tongue of the Otter		MP Skill	7		Heals 10-20 HP Cures Beaten Up	1800	3
Thrust-Smack		Damage Skill	3		Doubles weapon and melee damage Can miss	3200	4
Super-Advanced Meathsmithing		Passive Skill			Advanced smithing of weapons	5000	5
Eye of the Stoat		Passive Skill			(Lunging) Thrust-Smack never misses Less fumbling, more critical hits	6000	6
Hide of the Walrus		Passive Skill			Damage absorption: +40	7000	7
Claws of the Walrus		Passive			Melee attack damage increased by 4	8000	8
Tongue of the Walrus		MP Skill	10		Heals 30-40 HP Cures Beaten Up	9000	9
Lunging Thrust-Smack		Damage Spell	8		Triples weapon and melee damage Can miss	10000	10
Rage of the Reindeer		Self Buff	10	5	Buffs muscle by 10 % Increases melee attack damage by 10	11000	11
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing		Passive Skill			Allows wielding of two one-handed weapons	12000	12
Northern Exposure		Passive Skill			Minor/level 2 protection against cold damage	13000	13
Musk of the Moose		Self Buff	10	10	5 percent more combat adventures Precise percentage unconfirmed	14000	14
Pulverize		Passive Skill			Allows smashing with The Malus of Forethought	15000	15
Patience of the Tortoise		Self Buff	1	5	Buffs muscle by 1 Increases maximum HP by 4		1
Headbutt		Damage Spell	3		Damage bonus hat Part of head, knee, shield combo Damage formula unknown	200	1
Skin of the Leatherback		Passive Skill			Damage reduction Caps at -4 at level 10 Scaling unknown	800	2
Amphibian Sympathy		Passive Skill			Increases familiar weight by 5	1800	3
Ghostly Shell		Buff	6	10	Damage absorption: +80	3200	4
Armorcraftiness		Passive Skill			Advanced smithing of helmets, pants and off-hand items	5000	5
Tenacity of the Snapper		Buff	8	10	Melee damage increased by 8	6000	6
Kneebutt		Damage Spell	4		Stun chance, damage bonus pants Part of head, knee, shield combo Damage formula unknown	7000	7
Empathy of the Newt		Buff	15	10	Increases familiar weight by 5	8000	8
Reptilian Fortitude		Buff	10	10	Increases maximum HP by 30	9000	9
Shieldbutt		Damage Spell	5		Delevel chance, damage bonus shield Part of head, knee, shield combo Damage formula unknown	10000	10
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises		Passive skill			Increases maximum MP by 50 %	11000	11
Astral Shell		Buff	10	10	Damage absorption: +80 Meager/level 1 protection against all elemental damage	12000	12
Cold-Blooded Fearlessness		Passive Skill			Minor/level 2 protection against spooky damage	13000	13
Hero of the Half-Shell		Passive Skill			Muscle instead of moxie determines monster damage while wielding a shield	14000	14
Tao of the Terrapin		Passive Skill			Doubles de facto power of hats and pants	15000	15
Manicotti Meditation		Self Buff	1	5	Buffs mysticality by 2		1
Minor Ray of Something		Damage Spell	4		Deals 3-8 damage Scales: 0,7 D / 10 myst. Caps at 15 D Randomly deals any type of damage	200	1
Entangling Noodles		In-Combat	3		Lowers monster power, Max:-6, scaling unknown Stun Chance, percentage unknown	800	2
Lasagna Bandages		In-Combat	6		Heals 10-30 HP out of combat Heals 10-20 HP in combat	1800	3
eXtreme Ray of Something		Damage Spell	7		Deals 8-16 damage Scales: 1,5 D / 10 myst. Caps at 20 D Randomly deals any type of damage	3200	4
Pastamastery		Passive Skill	10		Lets you 3 summon noodles per day Allows cooking with noodles	5000	5
Springy Fusilli		Self Buff	10	10	Increases combat initiative by 40 %	6000	6
Spirit of Rigatoni		Passive Skill			Mysticality instead of muscle determines your hit chance while wielding a staff	7000	7
Cone of Whatever		Damage Spell	19		Deals 16-40 damage Scales: 2,5 D / 10 myst. Caps at 30 D Randomly deals any type of damage	8000	8
Spirit of Ravioli		Passive Skill			Increases maximum HP by 25 %	9000	9
Weapon of the Pastalord		Damage Spell	35		Deals 32-64 damage Scales: 3,5 D / 10 myst. Not capped Only deals physical damage	10000	10
Leash of Linguini		Self Buff	12	10	Increases familiar weight by 5	11000	11
Canneloni Cocoon		MP Skill	20		Heals all your wounds/HP	12000	12
Tolerance of Kitchen		Passive Skill			Minor/level 2 protection against fire damage	13000	13
Flavour of Magic		Self Buff	10	40	Allows you to select the type of elemental damage your pastamancer spells deal Exception: Weapon of the Pastalord	14000	14
Transcendental Noodlecraft		Passive Skill			Gives access to The Wok of Ages Allows casting of 2 extra dry noodles	15000	15
Sauce Contemplation		Self Buff	1	5	Buffs mysticality by 1 Increases maximum HP by 4		1
Stream of Sauce		Direct Damage	3		Deals 3-4 damage Scales: 1 D / 10 myst. Caps at 10 D Randomly deals hot or cold damage	200	1
Saucy Salve		In-Combat	4		Heals 10-15 HP Only usable in combat	800	2
Expert Panhandling		Passive Skill			Increases meat drop rate by 10 %	1800	3
Elemental Saucesphere		Buff	10	10	Minor/level 2 protection against elemental damage. Stacks	3200	4
Advanced Saucecrafting		Passive Skill	10		Lets you summon 3 reagents per day Allows cooking with reagents	5000	5
Saucestorm		Damage Spell	12		Deals 14-18 damage Scales: 2 D / 10 myst. Caps at 25 D Randomly deals hot or cold damage	6000	6
Jalapeño Saucesphere		Buff	5	10	If you take damage, deals 1-5 damage to monster The latter damage dealt is added to your HP	7000	7
Wave of sauce		Damage Spell	23		Deals 20-24 damage. Scales: 3 D / 10 Myst. Caps at 30 D Randomly deals hot or cold damage	8000	8
Intrinsic Sauciness		Passive			Increases damage of sauce spells by a number equal to your level Caps at 10 damage	9000	9
Jabañero Saucesphere		Buff	10	10	If you take damage, deals 1-5 damage to monster The latter damage dealt is added to your MP	10000	10
Saucegeyser		Damage Spell	40		Deals 35-45 damage Scales: 3,5 D / 10 myst. Not capped Randomly deals hot or cold damage	11000	11
Impetuous Sauciness		Passive Skill			Increases duration of reagent buffs by 5	12000	12
Diminished Gag Reflex		Passive Skill			Minor/level 2 protection against stench damage	13000	13
Immaculate Seasoning		Misc Passive Skill			Makes your sauceror spells deal hot or cold damage, whichever is the most effective +10 damage to sauceror spells	14000	14
The Way of Sauce		Misc Passive Skill			Allows usage of Delectable Catalysts Allows casting of 2 extra reagents	15000	15
Moxious Maneuver		Damage Spell	1		Deals damage based on moxie MP cost scales: +1 MP per level		1
Moxie of the Mariachi		Self Buff	1	5	Buffs moxie by 1 Increases maximum HP by 4		1
The Moxious Madrigal		Buff	2	5/15	Buffs moxie by 10	200	1
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody		Buff	3	5/15	Buffs mysticality by 10 Increases maximum MP by 20	800	2
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity		Buff	4	5/15	Increases combat initiative by 20 %	1800	3
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith		Buff	5	5/15	Buffs muscle by 10 Increases maximum HP by 20	3200	4
The Polka of Plenty		Buff	7	5/15	Increases meat drop rate by 50 %	5000	5
Jackass' Symphony of Destruction		Buff	9	5/15	Increases melee damage and spell damage by 12	6000	6
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric		Buff	11	5/15	Increases item drop rate by 20 %	7000	7
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption		Buff	13	5/15	Unknown damage reduction	8000	8
The Psalm of Pointiness		Buff	15	5/15	When taking damage: Monster Level: -3, Deals 4-8 damage Precise formula unconfirmed	9000	9
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority		Buff	30	5/15	Buffs each stat by 10 %	10000	10
Aloysius'Antiphon of Aptitude		Buff	40	5/15	Extra stat gains in combat 1 subpoint to each stat	11000	11
The Ode to Booze		Buff	50	5/15	Gives 33 % extra adventures per drink Caps at 4 adventures	12000	12
The Sonata of Sneakiness		Buff	20	5/15	5 percent less combat adventures Precise percentage unconfirmed	13000	13
Carlweather's Cantata of Conflict		Buff	20	5/15	5 percent more combat adventures Precise percentage unconfirmed	14000	14
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance		Buff	30	5/15	Increases monster level by 2 times your player level	15000	15
Disco Aerobics		Self Buff	1	5	Buffs moxie by 2		1
Disco Eye-Poke		Damage Spell	3		Deals 1-3 damage Monster: -1 to all stats	200	1
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation		Passive Skill			Combat initiative and running away: +20 %	800	2
Disco Nap		Self Buff	8		Heals 20 HP Removes Confused, Embarrassed, Sleepy and Wussiness effects	1800	3
Disco Dance of Doom		Damage Spell	5		Deals 4-6 damage Monster: -3 to all stats	3200	4
Advanced Cocktailcrafting		Passive Skill			Summons ingredients. Lets you make all cocktails	5000	5
Nimble Fingers		Passive Skill			Increases meat drop rate by 20 %	6000	6
Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo		Damage Spell	7		Deals 8-10 damage Monster: -5 to all stats	7000	7
Mad Looting Skillz		Passive Skill			Increases item drop rate by 20 %	8000	8
Disco Power Nap		Self Buff	12		Heals 40 HP Removes Confused, Embarrassed, Sleepy and Wussiness effects	9000	9
Disco Face Stab		Damage Spell	10		Deals 15-18 damage Monster: -7 to all stats	10000	10
Crossbow Fever		Passive Skill			+1 damage per player level for crossbows	11000	11
Ambidextrous Funkslinging		Passive Skill			Allows you to use two items per round of combat	12000	12
Heart of Polyester		Passive Skill			Minor/level 2 protection against sleazy damage	13000	13
Smooth Movement		Self Buff	10	10	5 percent less combat adventures Precise percentage unconfirmed	14000	14
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting		Passive Skill			Gives access to Nash Crosby's Still Allows casting of 2 extra cocktail ingredients.	15000	15