FACTS ABOUT YOU

I) Are you:
(a) in a war clan
(b) in a clan that doesn’t "do" war, or
(c) not in a clan, or in a clan composed only of you and your multis?

II) Do you PvP regularly?
(a) Hell yeah
(b) A hippy is me

III) Do you listen to KOL radio?
(a) Nice to have some music to adventure to
(b) Only for the competitions
(c) Only for the Jick and Skully show
(d) Radio Schmadio

IV) Do you visit the forums?
(a) Only to read Gameplay
(b) Only to troll and post in the RoF
(c) I love the forums
(d) There are forums?

V) Do you have a display case?
(a) Yes for my collection of saucepans!*
(b) Yes for my collection of rares
(c) Waste of meat

VI) Do you hang out in the chat?
(a) Channel /pvp beeyotch
(b) Only in villa/lounge, peasant
(c) Yes but only in veteran or valhalla, I wish I was in villa or lounge
(d) Hanging with ma clannies, or chillin' in one of the public channels
(e) Less talk, more adventure

VII) When a new special event happens, do you:
(a) dive straight in!
(b) check for spoilers, see what the best stuff is to get and then play, or
(c) keep whoring your stats, events are a waste of precious adventures?

 
YOUR OPINIONS

1) Which leaderboard would you most like to be on?
(a) Deepest in basement
(b) Fastest ascension
(c) PvP board
(d) Collection of "gift" items

2) You can spend your adventures today to either:
(a) get your clan on a leaderboard they've been gunning for, or
(b) your own character on a leaderboard which you've been gunning for.
Which do you do, big guy?

3) You have a big argument with someone. You look at their profile. Do you think:
(a) whew they don't PvP, or
(b) haha their stone is broken, their ass is goin' down?

4) What do you do to someone you don't like?
(a) Send them a sarcastic gift
(b) Attack them yourself
(c) Get clannies to attack them or their clan

5) Would you rather be in:
(a) a famous clan, or
(b) a clan that your friends were in?

6) What would you rather PvP for?
(a) Pretty flowers for your collection
(b) Rank
(c) The other player's precious stuff bahaha

7) Is your hippy stone:
(a) dust
(b) gathering dust, or
(c) broken if a new system is implemented, but fixed after a while?

8) Hark back. Ascension is rolled out. You beat the Naughty Sorceress for the first time. What is the most important thing to you now?
(a) Seeing the new content
(b) Gunning for the speed boards
(c) Owning hardcore PvP; it's a level playing field

9) If you could only have one, would you rather have:
(a) a Golden Mr A, or
(b) a custom avatar?

10) There is a new rare item. No-one knows how or where it drops. Would you rather know:
(a) HOW, or
(b) WHERE?

11) You're having trouble with an enemy. What do you do?
(a) Try different strategies to beat it
(b) Ask around for tips

12) Would you rather have:
(a) a unique item, or
(b) an unparalleled understanding of the game mechanics?

13) Would you rather:
(a) find a baio, or
(b) get enough meat to buy three baios?

14) You get a loan of three baios for the day. Do you:
(a) hit the basement, or
(b) kick some PvP ass?
No, there is not an option (c) to sell them on ebay.

15) What do you like most about KOL?
(a) Teh funny content
(b) The open-endedness
(c) The community, man
(d) Getting stuff others don't have

16) Would you rather be in:
(a) a clan which had most warfare wins, or
(b) was most ascendingest?

17) Which is more satisfying?
(a) Murderlising a tough enemy for the first time
(b) Pwning a tough PvP opponent

18) In your chat window, would you rather talk about:
(a) game mechanics
(b) what you've accomplished that day (read: your epenis), or
(c) non-game stuff. Possibly even things from this "Real Life" you've heard so much about?

19) When you log on, what is more important?
(a) Burning turns
(b) Catching up on chat/forums

20) You are the first to finish a certain type of hardcore ascension. Do you use the reward to:
(a) gain an edge in PvP, or
(b) show off in your profile/display case?

21) Would you rather have:
(a) a rare item which is totally useless, or
(b) an uncommon item which scares the bejeesus out of the Topiary Golems?

22) Your player profile. Would you rather people noticed:
(a) your shiny equipment
(b) your PvP rank, or
(c) your "hilarious" quote and/or website link?

23) You travel back in time (to question 8). Ascension has just been implemented. Would you rather:
(a) figure out what the zodiac signs do, or
(b) get spoilers as soon as possible to help your speed runs?

24) Would you rather have:
(a) a rare item which pwns at PvP, or
(b) a rare item which opens a new zone?

25) PvP is good for:
(a) much needed flower food/drink in hardcore
(b) beating up other people
(c) camaraderie in the chat, or
(d) the leaderboards?

26) Ascending multiple times:
(a) gives you repeated shots at the leaderboards, or
(b) ekes out more content?

27) Would you rather have a familiar:
(a) with a funny name to suit your persona
(b) with the most kills for PvP, or
(c) which does something totally different to the other familiars?

28) Would you rather:
(a) know something other people didn't know, or
(b) have something people didn't have?

29) What attracts you most about KoL?
(a) The amount of content
(b) The size of the game populace

30) Would you rather win:
(a) a radio contest for some minor prize, or
(b) a PvP battle for a rare?

31) You have adventures to spare after freeing the king. Do you:
(a) dive straight in, extra turns might keep you off the speed boards
(b) offer to farm or cook for clanmates, or
(c) check out any areas you haven't completely explored?

32) What would you most like to see?
(a) Clan warfare revamped
(b) A brand new zone with shiny things in it

33) In player terms, would you rather:
(a) surprise a friend with a gift, or
(b) surprise an enemy with a backstabbing?

34) Which of these clans do you think is the coolest?
(a) Warehouse 23
(b) Noblesse Oblige
(c) The Rye
(d) Iocaine Powder